I didn't fall, the floor looked like it needed a hug . The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life. ♥♥ S...
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
I'm not lazy , I'm just highly motivated not to do anything. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in l...
I'm a very nice person, but for you I'll make an exception.
I'm a very nice person, but for you I'll make an exception . The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in li...
Facebook is asking, 'What's on your mind?' but I think 'Who's on your mind?' is a better question
Facebook is asking, 'What's on your mind?' but I think 'Who's on your mind?' is a better question The best coll...
Keep your head high, and your middle finger higher.
Keep your head high, and your middle finger higher. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life. ♥♥ Share I...
Teacher: How can we keep our school clean? Student: By staying at home.
Teacher : How can we keep our school clean? Student: By staying at home. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation i...
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
Don't trip over bitches , walk over them. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life. ♥♥ Share Inspire ...
I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me.
I'm not random , you just can't think as fast as me. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life. ♥♥...
When someone says 'no offense', I automatically start to get offended.
When someone says 'no offense', I automatically start to get offended . The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situ...
Sex is like math: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.
Sex is like math: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply. The best collection of quotes...
Do not pay attention to the haters; they're drunk on Haterade.
Do not pay attention to the haters; they're drunk on Haterade . The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in lif...
That awkward moment when you're trying to tell a story but nobody is listening to you.
That awkward moment when you're trying to tell a story but nobody is listening to you. The best collection of quotes and sayings fo...
Oh I'm sorry, did you say something? I tend to go deaf when I'm hearing bullshit.
Oh I'm sorry, did you say something? I tend to go deaf when I'm hearing bullshit . The best collection of quotes and sayings for...
We've all got that one friend who eats twice as much as you do, but never seems to gain any weight.
We've all got that one friend who eats twice as much as you do, but never seems to gain any weight. The best collection of quotes ...
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
I don't hate school . I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning. The best collection of q...
I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in...
I am surrounded by idiots.
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It would be so incredible if I could read minds, but constantly hearing about how sexy and great I am would probably get old.
It would be so incredible if I could read minds , but constantly hearing about how sexy and great I am would probably get old. The best ...
Dear sleep, I know we had problems when I was younger, but I love you now.
Dear sleep , I know we had problems when I was younger, but I love you now. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situatio...
Whatever you do in life, always give 100%, unless you're donating blood.
Whatever you do in life, always give 100%, unless you're donating blood. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situat...