I'm pretty sure the whole 'ladies first' thing was created by a guy just to check out our asses.

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When people ask dumb questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers.

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The problem with some people...is that they EXIST.

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Funny Question - Why is 11 not pronounced as "onety one"?

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Flirting is the art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

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Laughing is the best medicine. But if you're laughing for no reason, you need medicine.

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Dear Math, I liked you so much more before you and the alphabet started hooking up. Sincerely, everyone.

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I didn't fall, the floor looked like it needed a hug.

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I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.

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I'm a very nice person, but for you I'll make an exception.

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Facebook is asking, 'What's on your mind?' but I think 'Who's on your mind?' is a better question

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Keep your head high, and your middle finger higher.

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Teacher: How can we keep our school clean? Student: By staying at home.

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Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.

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I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me.

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When someone says 'no offense', I automatically start to get offended.

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Sex is like math: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.

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Do not pay attention to the haters; they're drunk on Haterade.

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That awkward moment when you're trying to tell a story but nobody is listening to you.

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Oh I'm sorry, did you say something? I tend to go deaf when I'm hearing bullshit.

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