Whenever I delete text messages, I feel like I'm deleting evidence.

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When a movie says 'based on a true story', it gets 10 times scarier.

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Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.

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Nerd flirting: I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.

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If you don't like me, just know that I'm still in Beta.

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You may have history with her but you have chemistry with me.

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I'm pretty sure the whole 'ladies first' thing was created by a guy just to check out our asses.

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When people ask dumb questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers.

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The problem with some people...is that they EXIST.

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Funny Question - Why is 11 not pronounced as "onety one"?

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Flirting is the art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

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Laughing is the best medicine. But if you're laughing for no reason, you need medicine.

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Dear Math, I liked you so much more before you and the alphabet started hooking up. Sincerely, everyone.

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I didn't fall, the floor looked like it needed a hug.

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I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.

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I'm a very nice person, but for you I'll make an exception.

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Facebook is asking, 'What's on your mind?' but I think 'Who's on your mind?' is a better question

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Keep your head high, and your middle finger higher.

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Teacher: How can we keep our school clean? Student: By staying at home.

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Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.

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