I sometimes watch birds and wonder "If I could fly who would I shit on?"

I sometimes watch birds and wonder "If I could fly who would I shit on?" The best collection of quotes and sayings for every...

Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it.

Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it. The best collection o...

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.  The best collection of q...

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.  The best ...

Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.

Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen. The best collection...

Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.

Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.  The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life. ♥♥ Share Insp...