I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser.

I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser.  The best collection of quotes and sayin...

Intelligence is like an underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off.

Intelligence is like an underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off.  The best collection of q...

Is Google a woman? Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions.

Is Google a woman? Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions.  The best collection of...

Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.

Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.  The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation i...

Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or you're taking shit from some asshole.

Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or you're taking shit from some asshole. The best collection of quotes and ...

I sometimes watch birds and wonder "If I could fly who would I shit on?"

I sometimes watch birds and wonder "If I could fly who would I shit on?" The best collection of quotes and sayings for every...