There's a good chance you don't like me. However, there's even a better chance that I don't even care.

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Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head, and imagining what you should have said instead.

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How do you feel when there is no coffee? Depresso

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I don't need an inspirational quote, what I need is a freaking cup of coffee!

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They say ignorance is bliss, but I find yours rather disturbing.

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A narrow mind and a wide mouth usually go together.

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Hello, I'd like to introduce you to my friend, karma. She's a bitch.

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Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.

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It wasn't nice knowing you, but it sure is nice getting rid of you.

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Do not trust atoms, they make up everything

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Love at first sight is normally cured by taking a second glance.

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When I was little I'm gonna tell your mom' was the scariest sentence ever.

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Dear, Eyelashes, Wishbones, Dandelions. Pennies, Shooting Stars, 11:11, and Birthday Candles, do your job.

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Asking TO MOM and To DAD...

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Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

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Dear Homework, you're not attractive and I'm not doing you.

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I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can't fix ugly!

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I'm the type of person that tries to fall back asleep in the morning just to finish a dream.

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That awkward moment when you're about to study and your laptop walks in with no bra and panties on and seduces you.

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Together we can rule the galaxy as father and son! And then I can have a treat?

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