When consumed for it's antioxidant properties, dark chocolate has less fat than broccoli.

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Welcome to Hollister, would you like earplugs, a gas-mask, or a flashlight?

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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.

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Unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade's going to suck.

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To err is human, to arr is pirate.

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I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?

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I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.

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Ever look at your ex and thought 'Was I drunk during our whole relationship?'

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Remember guys, cleavage is like the sun, you can take a quick look, but it's dangerous to stare.

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I told a chemistry joke few days back. It didn't get a reaction.

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Haters are just confused admirers.

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That awkward moment when someone asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.

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If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.

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My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.

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I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.

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That moment of pure disgust when you stick your hand under your desk and you touch someone else's old gum.

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Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then only to have a human giraffe sitting in front of you.

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You and your rumors have two things in common: you're both fake and you both get around.

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I'll sleep all through this eight hour car ride, Then play all night while my parents try to sleep!!

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Not sure if neighbors are having SEX or if he is hitting her and i should call the police.

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