Talking about how annoying the kids in the grade below you are, but convincing yourself you never acted like that last year. The best c...
The dirty looks, the jealous stares. The funny thing is you think I care.
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It's a good thing you can't get drunk on music, otherwise I'd be totally wasted by now.
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I hate it when a shower only has two options: 3rd degree burns or skinny dipping in Antarctica.
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Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
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My internet wasn't working the other day. I think my neighbors forgot to pay their bill. How irresponsible of them.
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When consumed for it's antioxidant properties, dark chocolate has less fat than broccoli.
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Welcome to Hollister, would you like earplugs, a gas-mask, or a flashlight?
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
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Unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade's going to suck.
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.
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I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?
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I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
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Ever look at your ex and thought 'Was I drunk during our whole relationship?'
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Remember guys, cleavage is like the sun, you can take a quick look, but it's dangerous to stare.
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I told a chemistry joke few days back. It didn't get a reaction.
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Haters are just confused admirers.
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That awkward moment when someone asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
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If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
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My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
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