Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the f*ck up?

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Taylor Swift's son, now that's going to be a boy who knows how to treat a girl.

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My boyfriend is as real as his birthday, February 30th.

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I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

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Who are the 90% of men whose condom broke? Answer: Dads

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If girls argued with their boyfriend topless, they would win every time.

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I wonder if people can actually taste the bullshit as it spills out of their mouths.

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'H3y, Wh@t R y0uu d0inq?' About to throw a dictionary in your face.

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There's Photoshop, auto tune and plastic surgery. Too bad there's nothing for your ugly personality.

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That awkward moment when your friend is friends with the person you hate.

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Putting your iPod on shuffle, and then skipping all the way to the song you know you want to hear.

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Saving a photo as 'asdfthyujk' because you're too lazy to write a proper title.

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I'm naked under these clothes. I'm such a slut.

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If someone could have invented something to put on your head to block the sun from your eyes.

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I'm not stalking. I prefer the term close range people watching.

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I wish school was as easy as half the girls in it.

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Put the book in the head, not on the head

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No, you don't have 'haters'. People just don't like you. Get over yourself.

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Close your legs, not your heart.

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MEDITATION, because some questions can't be answered by GOOGLE

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