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When someone says 'no offense', I automatically start to get offended.
When someone says 'no offense', I automatically start to get offended . The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situ...
Sex is like math: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.
Sex is like math: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply. The best collection of quotes...
Do not pay attention to the haters; they're drunk on Haterade.
Do not pay attention to the haters; they're drunk on Haterade . The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in lif...
That awkward moment when you're trying to tell a story but nobody is listening to you.
That awkward moment when you're trying to tell a story but nobody is listening to you. The best collection of quotes and sayings fo...
Oh I'm sorry, did you say something? I tend to go deaf when I'm hearing bullshit.
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We've all got that one friend who eats twice as much as you do, but never seems to gain any weight.
We've all got that one friend who eats twice as much as you do, but never seems to gain any weight. The best collection of quotes ...
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
I don't hate school . I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning. The best collection of q...
I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
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I am surrounded by idiots.
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It would be so incredible if I could read minds, but constantly hearing about how sexy and great I am would probably get old.
It would be so incredible if I could read minds , but constantly hearing about how sexy and great I am would probably get old. The best ...
Dear sleep, I know we had problems when I was younger, but I love you now.
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Whatever you do in life, always give 100%, unless you're donating blood.
Whatever you do in life, always give 100%, unless you're donating blood. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situat...
Trash talked by many. Hated by some. Guess how many fucks I give? It's less than one.
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Girlfriends are like credit cards, you can't get one unless you already have one.
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That awkward moment when your mom is washing the dishes, and you put one in the sink.
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When I'm bored, nobody texts me. When I'm busy, BAM! I'm the most popular person on the planet.
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Don't question God, as he may say, if you are so eager for answers, then please come up.
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If your parents call you a liar, remind them about the tooth fairy, and Santa Claus, then walk away like a boss.
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When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
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