I want my Girlfriend like Google, she will understand me better.

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I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

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Etc = End of thinking Capacity.

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When a girl says she'll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left.

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I love Sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face but with words.

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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

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Don't give up on your dreams. Keep Sleeping.

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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk.

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Most women prefer sex with the lights out - they can't bear to see a man enjoying himself. Men like sex with the lights on, so they can get the women's names right.

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Teacher: Would you like to share that with the class? Me: Obviously not, that's why I whispered it.

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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

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I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

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No boyfriend, no problems.

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Mirrors can't talk and lucky for you they can't laugh.

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When someone touches my phone I automatically turn into a ninja.

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I walk down the street with music in my ears and feel like I'm in a music video.

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In school, the only thing group projects ever taught me was that I hate other people.

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1+1 = 3 if you do not use a condom

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It's Friday, remember that bad decisions = the best stories.

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If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

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