I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser.

I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser.  The best collection of quotes and sayin...

Intelligence is like an underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off.

Intelligence is like an underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off.  The best collection of q...

Is Google a woman? Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions.

Is Google a woman? Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions.  The best collection of...

Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.

Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.  The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation i...

Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or you're taking shit from some asshole.

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I sometimes watch birds and wonder "If I could fly who would I shit on?"

I sometimes watch birds and wonder "If I could fly who would I shit on?" The best collection of quotes and sayings for every...

Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it.

Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it. The best collection o...

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.  The best collection of q...

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

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Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.

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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.  The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in lif...

Dear men, life without women would literally be a pain in the ass.

Dear men, life without women would literally be a pain in the ass . The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in li...

Love is like fart. If you force it, It’s probably shit.

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I am currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours.

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Please be patient. Even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.

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Whenever I have a problem, I just sing, Then I realize my voice is worse than my problem.

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Behind every great woman is a man looking at her ass!

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Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.

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I don't always have time to study... but when I do, I don't.

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What is the main reason for failure? I think it's EXAMS. What do you think?

What is the main reason for failure ? I think it's EXAMS. What do you think? The best collection of quotes and sayings for every si...